The ultimate fuck boy and the milquetoast miracle come together (literally) in this spectacularly bad fan-fiction. Dust off your nipple clamps, it's 50 Shades of Grey, y'all. We know everyone had read and/or seen the book and movie, but we couldn't resist giving it The Bottom Bible treatment! And for those of you who aren't familiar with it, go mix yourself a cocktail and join us for the ride. Two crazy kids navigate the world of BDSM, unnecessary legal paper work, and mercurial mood swings. Lose yourself in the fantasy and try to forget that your mom has read this book too.
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There aren't any Fart Facts in this episode, as it was only our opinions and quotes from the book being used. Instead, we put together a list of lists - lists of erotica that's better than 50 Shades!
Story of the Eye - Not for the faint of heart, one of the first erotica novels I (Vanessa) ever read. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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